If we all had the power to make some things go away, we will not hesitate at all.
There are some annoying things that push us all to the limit. Is it drivers constantly blowing their horns? Always being lied to by our so-called ‘honorable’ politicians?
Here are a few irritating, useless things we wish will disappear from Ghana for good, so we can all live happily ever after.
1. Drivers blowing horns for no reason.
Just take a chill pill taxi and trotro drivers!
2. Lying politicians.
Next election, they will come and tell us the same things they said during the last election.
3. Fake pastors.
Turn on your radio, dem dey there. TV, dem dey there. Buses, dem spoil there too.
4. Friend zone.
Good luck finding the exit from a Ghanaian lady’s friend zone.
5. Fake accents.
Ghanaian movies, music, radios! The fact that a mic is in front of you, and you can speak the Queen’s language does not make you one of them. Enough!
6. Protruding bellies.
It walks in before the person actually does!
7. Sakawa rich folks.
They drive the most expensive cars, live in the biggest houses, making us all look lazy.
8. Slow internet connection.
Try streaming an HD video, you will grow grey hairs and it will still be buffering.
9. People who like their own status.
We know you like it, that is why you put it up as your own status. E no b rocket science!
10. Mosquitoes.
Umm malaria, I hate you!
11. Untarred roads.
They won’t let my white sneakers be great.
12. Sorting people out.
I have to see someone the table just to get …
