“You annoy me more than I thought possible, but I love you and want to spend every annoying moment with you.”
Ladies, we know there are some things that men do that test your patience, and we are not saying all guys have these habits but we can guarantee that you have come across some of these in your relationships.
1. He never notices when you have a new hairstyle.
2. He likes breaking news.
Like telling you “Oh I have to travel for a few days”, literally a few hours before the journey starts.
3. He always tries to give long uninspiring lectures on why watching porn is healthy for a relationship.
Because “knowledge is power.”
4. He dismisses you by saying “you’re overreacting” when you are genuinely mad about something.
5. And if you are not overreacting, then he asks “are you on your period”?
6. He gets REALLY mad when you talk to him while watching their favorite sports team play.
7. He expects you to be friends with his friends, but will never want anything to do with yours.
8. And he also never remembers any of your friend’s names.
9. He still keeps in touch with his exes on the low.
But hides if from you, because “it’s not really that serious, and he know you just wouldn’t understand”.
10. He never ever makes the first move to make up after a fight.
11. He says “but my mom did it like this!” when you do things the way they don’t like at home.
12. He thinks he knows everything at home with “Oh, that’s easy, I can fix it!”
13. And he desperately tries to fix any technology issues that comes up and ends up failing.
14. He makes very inappropriate jokes and expects you to laugh.
15. He never takes you anywhere interesting.
16. And when he does, he tags his friends along like you wanted to double date.
17. He burps in your face and thinks it’s the funniest thing ever!