How many people here have had roommates ever in their lives?
It could be a source of joy and fun and all things good, but on the other hand , it could be everything you never hoped for. I had two in school – one lasted just the first year and I had to tell him to leave because it wasn’t just working. The other one, we were quite cool.
But I don’t speak for everyone.
This twitter user asked this question and after reading these responses, you won’t even think of getting one if you don’t have one right now.
What’s the worst roommate experience you’ve ever had?
— Mayowa George (@Wana____) September 14, 2016
1. Dirty and loud prayer? Major deal breaker
I had a roommate that was super dirty and had a terrible body odour.Then she would wake up to pray loudly at 4am. https://t.co/Bt5QawKG6W
— TemTem (@Temi_Ibidapoobe) September 15, 2016
2. It’s not even bad that he’s wearing your stuff. He’s feigning ignorance too?
@Wana____ Had a roommate who was always wearing my boxers and claim he didn’t know they were mine. I was buying boxers every week.
— Booze Wayne (@PunJab_Merchant) September 15, 2016
3. I’m struggling to understand this one. What kind of childish behaviour is this?
@Wana____ then one was over stingy,when there’s no light ,she would put on her lamp then cover it with wrapper so that we won’t share it
— Wonu for the boyss (@wony_baby) September 15, 2016
4. Boy, bye
I had a bunk mate in NYSC camp that would shit/piss in a bucket and sometimes keep it under the bed after. https://t.co/IMxRK0xH0W
— ‘Rîn (@NerdyAjet) September 15, 2016
5. This is actually hilarious, and annoying too
When my Nigerian roommate in level 300 completed my GTA 4 saved game in one night while I was asleep. https://t.co/cmqf13eWKZ
— ️Gambit™ (@King_SmylzIII) September 15, 2016
6. Clearly, the worst roommates were in NYSC camp
NYSC camp.
His bunk was beside mine, at night he would always masturbate facing me and asking me to pass the tissue. https://t.co/bBj0x3MoAo— Lone wolf (@Dear_Jorge) September 15, 2016
7. There are levels to this cloth abduction thing oh
Wore my clothes & blocked me from seeing the photo on whatsapp
saw it on Twitter
now returned it without washing https://t.co/N6LrWKRRi8
— The Goddess ✨ (@Brendalishus) September 15, 2016
8. So sorry you went through this
@Wana____ Dude stole&sold my lappy, I found out, I arrested him. Upon releas, he & his co-cultists beat me evryday 4 2weeks
Almst droppedout— #PUTINist.. ️ (@Mr_Waleh) September 15, 2016
9. These ones are ubiquitous in nature
One that apparently never has money but takes girls out https://t.co/R8x6BZVuuz
— Gbolahan Leopard (@SLIMSTALK) September 15, 2016
10. I had a bully as a roommate so I get this
The one that beat me and threw me out and I wasn’t wearing underwear or slippers in the night. Lool https://t.co/HruQ8YnVKR
— Big Fish Gee (@GbemmyG) September 15, 2016
11. What kind of behaviour is this?
@Wana____ she would eat from everybody’s food then go out and buy her’s, climb on top of her bunk bed, face the wall and finish the food
— KiKi (@_nkeiru) September 15, 2016
12. Pretty sure you guys will totally understand how terrible this one is
One guy that doesn’t leave the room when you bring babe https://t.co/72njnNdP8G
— kanye (@TimiTrill) September 15, 2016
13. Typical Nigerian behaviour
@Wana____ a married woman who always brought down her children’s school certificates to show me that she had my type at home when we fight
— O. (@Onyicks) September 15, 2016
14. What the actual hell?
Woke up middle of the night he had his boys over they were smoking weed and playing cards.
ON MY BACK. https://t.co/rpHbpwVD5r— K.O (@Mhagayr) September 15, 2016
15. And they will be inconveniencing you in your own room
Her boyfriend moved in for what was supposed to be a few days and ended up staying the whole year
Never paid a bill https://t.co/nBvixbRfjl— Fizzy K (@FizzyThatcher) September 15, 2016
16. Yuck
She (top bunk) peed herself while sleeping & it all just drizzled down on me like hot juice https://t.co/qAgZlJNNzG
— Mrs Gosling (@debolawoniyi) September 15, 2016
17. Tufiakwa
One kafayat babe in nursing. She used to soak her patas in bucket and leave dirty plates in the room for days https://t.co/NXbNe111Zd
— Tina. (@___Augustina) September 15, 2016
18. Sounds like something I’d actually think of
Guy removed my laptop battery cuz I didn’t allow him to charge his phone with it https://t.co/OiRcZK15zH
— Zain Ma’lick (@Aforlxbi) September 15, 2016
19. WHETTTT?
Babe put a used condom in my purse. I opened it in front of my boyfriend at the time. Bitch said it was a joke
https://t.co/0mOSxJS3NZ
— Mastani
⚔ (@_honeyricci_) September 15, 2016