Most of our celebrities have nicknames but we imagined, back in SHS, what would have been their nicknames based on their character, appearance and the way they do things?
So in our fantasy world, we created a nickname for them, let’s see if you agree with us.
1. Shatta Wale – Langa Langa
A smallish man with a sharp tongue who also delivers in his field. We would have definitely given him Langa Langa.
2. Samini – Ap3tw3
Lady is a ladies man and he doesn’t shy away from them. He was at a point even married to two different women. This name is perfect right?
3. D-Black – Obosom Akutre
He’s slow in his delivery and has been accused of not being good at what he does but yet he keeps selling and making money. He’s slow but sure just like the obosom akutre.
4. Yaa Pono – Ras Ntampi
Dude loves talking about weed in his songs. He’s always talking about being high or going to get some joint. Ras Ntampi would have been a perfect nickname for him in school.
5. Eazzy – Sexy Gorgomi
She loves to flaunt what her mama gave her and wants everybody to see it. Slender in stature, loves to wriggle and she does it sensually too.
6. Becca – Bumper
It’s all about that behind, it’s banging hot and would have earned her the name Bumper back in school.
7. KKD – Senior Apedie
After his case, if he was in SHS, by now he would have earned the name, “Snr. Apedie”.
8. Wanlov The Kubolor – Borla Bird
Dude has a carefree spirit and does not care about his appearance or what people say about him. He does what makes him happy.
9. Deborah Vanessa – Ofiri
With that kind of complexion, she would have definitely earned the nickname, “Ofiri”.
10. Pappy Kojo – Senior Wansina (Fly)
The way Pappy Kojo dey rush, he would have earned the name Snr. Wansina. He’s everywhere like a fly.
11. EL – Olongon
What name would have been more suitable for EL than “Olongon?”. Dude is super tall and lanky.
12. Sarkodie – Senior Pro Bono
One way of earning a nickname in school is when you make a mistake with the English language. You remember Sarks infamous pro bono line in his Kanta song?
13. Majid Michel – Senior Bronzy
Dude be fresh and girls dey like am and so with his complexion and demeanour, he would have earned the name “Bronzy”.
14. Obour – Olonka
Thanks to his appearance these days, boys would have given him “Olonka” sharp koraa!!! Check his potbelly and you’ll understand the name.
15. Jackie Appiah – Apoofii
For her dark complexion, stature and shape, she would have earned the nickname “Apofii”.
16. Kwadwo Nkansah (Lil Win) – Ahuofe
Obviously, this would have been a quick name for him koraa.
17. Akwasi Boadi (Akrobeto) – Pinocchio
With that kind of nose, Pinocchio would have been an easy pick for the Kumawood actor.
18. Flowking Stone – Snr. Pilipilipi
With his sharp cutting rap style and lyrics, he would have surely earned the nickname “Pilipilipi”.
19. Obrafour – Small Boy Danger
He may have a smallish body but what he has in his head is definitely big. Just like a small spoon, no matter how small it is, everybody needs it to fetch sugar.
20. Kwaw Kese – Herbalist
His love for what he terms herbs is undoubted. He even got arrested for it but came back stronger. He even calls himself a herbalist.
21. Bisa K Dei – Sunsono
He plays good songs but they are always very slow. Even his performance has been classified uninspiring.
22. Joey B – Owansan
His slender body, height and actions would have automatically earned him the name, “Owansan”.
23. Paedae – Bra Bolee
Of course from his body type and mean look.
24. Manifest – Abodwese
Take a look at his beard and you’ll understand.
25. John Dumelo – Killer Nkuto
He’s smooth and swift like Nkuto.
26. Mugeez – Okusie
Mugeez is good at what he does and delivers very well but you hardly hear him make noise. He comes in, does what he has to do and goes back into hiding.
27. Eno – Trumu Tanker
We don’t even need to tell you, she’s even given herself that nickname on several occasions.
28. Okyeame Kwame – Tefere
Dude has been in the industry for ages and still never gives up. Just like the cockroach, he is not easy to kill.
39. Nicky Samonas – Awisiwaa
Based on her complexion, “hard guy” attitude and her “I don’t carerism”, we would have given her, “Awisiwaa”
30. Yvonne Nelson – Cocoa Butter
Right after what happened with her “Cocoa Butter” story, if she was still in SHS, by now it would have been her official name.
Do you agree with our list? If you don’t, which nickname do you think will best fit these celebrities? Leave your comments. Here Are The Most Googled People In Ghana 2016