We women care what men think when we are having sex with them.
We want to make a good impression, especially if it’s a guy we are seriously crushing on. We can spend several minutes in the bathroom touching up, just for you gentlemen. Don’t you feel special?
Here are 7 things every woman does when preparing to sleep with bae:
1. Shave our legs.
And everywhere else that needs shaving, especially down there.
2. Get out the sexy underwear.
Or if you are a little more on the wild side, wear no underwear at all.
3. Brush our teeth.
Or chew gum.
We don’t want ashy skin during sexy time. Also the moisturizer should have a heavenly smell because…points.
5. Cleaning ourselves, ten times, especially down there.
You want to be squeaky clean, and smell great. We don’t really do it ten times though.
6. But first, we pee.
So we don’t have to think about it during sex.
7. Researching nifty sex moves, before hand that’ll blow his mind.