Back in those days, text messaging was not as big as it is right now.
People sent messages to their loved ones and tried to be poetic and romantic and all that and so people sent the corniest messages they found in books that had a compilation of these recycled messages.
Here are some of the most popular messages we sent:
1. How did we send this?
My love for you is like Diarrhea, it flows like a river.
2. 2Face would have made money on this one line
If loving you is a crime, let me be a criminal
3. Story story
My eyes are jealous of my heart because it is always with you.
The man that invented the alphabets A,B,C , D…..Z is a genius. But he made a mistake by not puting U & I together.
5. And we were feeling cool sending these things
I’m sure your feet must be hurting because you’ve been running through my mind
Stars have 5 ends, Squares have 4 ends, Triangles have 3 ends, Lines have 2 ends, Life has 1 end but I hope our relationship has no end
I love 3 things! The sun, the moon, and you! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!
8. LOL my God
I asked an angel to watch over you but he came back sooner than expected. I ask why and he said “An angel doesn’t need to watch over a fellow angel”
8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you.
10. So cute
Meeting you was luck, becoming your friend was abundance, but falling in love with you was completely out of my mind.
11. Your day wasn’t complete without this one
Welcome to sweet dreams airline. All passengers on bed, be ready as the flight will be leaving in few minutes to dreamland… Just want to say good nite and sleep tight.
12. The first sentence of this message is scary
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your SMS.
Chai! We’ve come a long way.
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