So in our fantasy world, we created a nickname for them, let’s see if you agree with us.
A smallish man with a sharp tongue who also delivers in his field. We would have definitely given him Langa Langa.
Lady is a ladies man and he doesn’t shy away from them. He was at a point even married to two different women. This name is perfect right?
He’s slow in his delivery and has been accused of not being good at what he does but yet he keeps selling and making money. He’s slow but sure just like the obosom akutre.
Dude loves talking about weed in his songs. He’s always talking about being high or going to get some joint. Ras Ntampi would have been a perfect nickname for him in school.
She loves to flaunt what her mama gave her and wants everybody to see it. Slender in stature, loves to wriggle and she does it sensually too.
It’s all about that behind, it’s banging hot and would have earned her the name Bumper back in school.
After his case, if he was in SHS, by now he would have earned the name, “Snr. Apedie”.
Dude has a carefree spirit and does not care about his appearance or what people say about him. He does what makes him happy.
With that kind of complexion, she would have definitely earned the nickname, “Ofiri”.
The way Pappy Kojo dey rush, he would have earned the name Snr. Wansina. He’s everywhere like a fly.
What name would have been more suitable for EL than “Olongon?”. Dude is super tall and lanky.
One way of earning a nickname in school is when you make a mistake with the English language. You remember Sarks infamous pro bono line in his Kanta song?
Dude be fresh and girls dey like am and so with his complexion and demeanour, he would have earned the name “Bronzy”.
Thanks to his appearance these days, boys would have given him “Olonka” sharp koraa!!! Check his potbelly and you’ll understand the name.
For her dark complexion, stature and shape, she would have earned the nickname “Apofii”.
Obviously, this would have been a quick name for him koraa.
With that kind of nose, Pinocchio would have been an easy pick for the Kumawood actor.
With his sharp cutting rap style and lyrics, he would have surely earned the nickname “Pilipilipi”.
He may have a smallish body but what he has in his head is definitely big. Just like a small spoon, no matter how small it is, everybody needs it to fetch sugar.
His love for what he terms herbs is undoubted. He even got arrested for it but came back stronger. He even calls himself a herbalist.
He plays good songs but they are always very slow. Even his performance has been classified uninspiring.
His slender body, height and actions would have automatically earned him the name, “Owansan”.
Of course from his body type and mean look.
Take a look at his beard and you’ll understand.
He’s smooth and swift like Nkuto.
Mugeez is good at what he does and delivers very well but you hardly hear him make noise. He comes in, does what he has to do and goes back into hiding.
We don’t even need to tell you, she’s even given herself that nickname on several occasions.
Dude has been in the industry for ages and still never gives up. Just like the cockroach, he is not easy to kill.
Based on her complexion, “hard guy” attitude and her “I don’t carerism”, we would have given her, “Awisiwaa”
Right after what happened with her “Cocoa Butter” story, if she was still in SHS, by now it would have been her official name.